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Joke of the Day

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."

"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"

"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."

"What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends."

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? Having to sit at the back of the oven with the rest of the dirty niggers."

"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"

"Butt weight. There's more!"

"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."

"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."

"I hate to say ""I told you so"", so Im going to sing it."