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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
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"A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird."
"Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to ""Machine Washable""?"
"Donald trump runs for president"
"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!"