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Joke of the Day

"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."

"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."

"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"

"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"

"Pretty gay how some dudes like other dudes."

"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"