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Joke of the Day

"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."

"Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs."

"I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters."

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."

"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."

"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."

"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"

"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF A PSYCHIC HOTLINE IF THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE MY OTHER SHOE IS?!"