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Joke of the Day
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"
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"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."
"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"
"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."
"An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl. To wit, to woo."
"If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap."