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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."

"What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A thon"

"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""

"What did the egg say to the hot water?"

"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."

"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison."

"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""