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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"
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"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."
"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"
"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"
"Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket? He said, ""Look how far I can kick this bucket."""
"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"How many republicans does it take so screw in a light bulb? None, Obama's already screwed it for you. (Thanks, Obama)"
"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."
"ME to BF: ""We need to talk about the future."" BF: ""what about it,you wanna talk about flying cars and robots and stuff?"""
"What is my favorite street sign? Slow children."