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Joke of the Day

"I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo."

"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"

"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."

"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."

"[Phone with Mom] ""Did you just friend request me?"" I'm on fb now ""I'm not adding you"" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*"

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: Shit, like I'd have picked you?"

"Dark humor is like food Some people don't get it"

"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."