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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."
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"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"
"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
"Mars: ""hello."" Me: ""Is your water running."" Mars: ""yes."" Me: ""WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"""
"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."
"Interviewer: ""Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"" Interviewee: ""Word."""
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."