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Joke of the Day
"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""
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"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."
"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."
"A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him."
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