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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb? Zero. Somebody already did it."
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"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."
"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."
"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"
"How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he? (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)"
"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."
"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"
"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."