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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by not posting in the correct subreddit."
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"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."
"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"
"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""
"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."
"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."
"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"