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Joke of the Day

"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""

"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"

"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."

"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"