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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
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"The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said ""I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it."
"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"
"[on phone] ""Press 1 if you're a huge nerd"" ""Press 2 if you're a virgin"" ""Press 3 if y-"" STOP TALKING, DAD! I'm trying to call Xbox support"
"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."
"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."
"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"
"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."
"30 seconds left on the microwave ~ Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone ~ Men: do the space shuttle countdown"
"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"