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"Why was Jokeexplainbot angry? Because someone was pushing his buttons!"
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"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"
"Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia."
"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."
"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."
"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"
"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"
"What does a blonde owl say? Why!"
"Please do not power off or unplug your machine. Installing update 45 of 9484727192873828277362517293847265127826262827262726273633833727..."