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Joke of the Day

"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."

"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"

"When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero. /mathburn!"

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine."

"The Patriots were impressive last night You don't win a game like that with Luck alone"

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"Yesterday, I got food poisoning I don't know when I'll use it"

"Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."