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Joke of the Day

"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points"

"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building."

"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"

"My Dad started singing these to me last night. Thought Reddit might appreciate them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqP25iALtU"