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Joke of the Day

"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."

"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"

"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."

"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."

"If you hear one of the high piano keys repeating slowly, you're either watching a trailer for a horror movie, or you are a parent."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas."

"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."