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Joke of the Day

"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"

"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."

"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"

"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."

"That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep."

"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"

"What do wolves even want from the moon?"

"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."

"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."