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Joke of the Day

"15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!"

"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"

"Why is Ariana Grande called Ariana Grande? She is only 5 feet tall. Shouldn't she be called Ariana Petite?"

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."

"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."