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Joke of the Day

"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."

"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."

"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."