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Joke of the Day
"Why Does the Pope wear Boxers? He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed."
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"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"
"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."
"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."
"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"
"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
"Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again"
"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."
"Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway"