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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from the cable company..."
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"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
"A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate."
"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"
"My friends and I are camping out tonight. It's gonna be in tents."
"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""
"It seems like every time I consider arson, the price of gas goes up."
"Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, ""Ole off him."""