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Joke of the Day

"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""

"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""

"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."

"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."

"Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?"

"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."