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Joke of the Day

"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."

"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"

"I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband's voice right."

"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"

"What do you call a German with a bad attitude? Sauerkraut."

"If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu"

"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"

"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."

"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."