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Joke of the Day

"Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground (Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics)"

"How do you organise a bukkake? You don't, everyone just comes."

"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."

"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."

"I'm not stupid"

"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."