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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
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"Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision."
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing ."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"
"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""