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Joke of the Day
"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."
Next Joke
"When I was 5, my Uncle Bob asked me to sit on his lap. It was quite touching, really."
"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."
"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."
"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."
"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"
"My Wife told me to treat her like a princess So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel"
"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"