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Joke of the Day
"This is Ray. http://i.imgur.com/BZfRQEt.png"
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"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."
"COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that"
"What does a spy's pussy smell like. Fishy"
"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."
"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"
"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."
"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."