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"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"
"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh...at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMON"
"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."
"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"
"A student was writing all his answers in ||||| format... Teacher: What are you doing? Student: I am writing all my answers in bar code, so that no one can copy it... New Method of Answer"
"How can you tell if someone voted Green Party? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything"