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Joke of the Day
"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."
"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"
"Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face"
"[job interview] ""So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?"" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?"
"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"
"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."
"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."