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Joke of the Day
"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."
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"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."
"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."
"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"