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Joke of the Day

"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."

"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"

"23. RT @Highlights: Parents, at what age do you think it's okay for a child to get his or her own cell phone?"

"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."

"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."

"How exactly is carrying a screaming two year old different from playing the bagpipes?"