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Joke of the Day
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."
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"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""
"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"
"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"
"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."
"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."
"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"