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Joke of the Day

"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."

"What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college? Bison."

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."

"What's Hillary Clinton's favourite question? How much to make this go away?"

"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"

"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"

"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."