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Joke of the Day

"I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore... They seem to prefer the label ""alt-write"" nowadays."

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"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."
"""That's you"" is one of my favorite games to play with my husband when we see disgusting people."
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."
"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings."
"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
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