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Joke of the Day

"There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings."

"In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"what do you do if life gives you lemonade? make lemons out of it and life will be like whaaaat?!?"

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"

"An employee saw his boss fucking a girl inside a car. Employee: ""Nice boss, you enjoying alone, when will it be my turn?"" Boss: ""After the girl"""

"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."