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Joke of the Day

"There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"

"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"

"What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? About eighty years"

"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."

"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""

"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"

"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."

"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."