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Joke of the Day
"""That's you"" is one of my favorite games to play with my husband when we see disgusting people."
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"Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let's combine forces and we could be the best thing since...well we'll think of that later."
"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"Sort of embarrassing when the babysitter shows up, and I don't have kids, and then it's $300 an hour."
"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"
"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"
"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer One sells watches, and the other watches cells."
"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"