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Joke of the Day
"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."
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"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
"What happens when a guy with no legs dies? He punches the bucket"
"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her ""Well now, that's a pretty big word for an eight year old."""
"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."
"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."
"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."
"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"
"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."