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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"Q: What wobbles as it flies? A: A jelly-copter."

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark-hives."

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"

"I was thinking of dressing has Nan form American Horror story : Coven But the thought of it brought me 'down'"

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."