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Joke of the Day
"What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns."
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"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."
"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"
"Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"Can I just drop it like it's lukewarm? It's been a long day and I'm tired."
"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""
"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"