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Joke of the Day
"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."
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"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"
"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"
"So my dad dropped this on my mom this morning Mom - ""You know the neighbor always kisses his wife every morning before work. Why don't you do the same?"" Dad - ""How can I? I barely know her!"""
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."
"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."