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Joke of the Day

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."

"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"

"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"

"Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes."

"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."

"I saw a hooker sneeze.. So I handed her a tissue. She used it to clean off her inner leg."

"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."