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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog. It was a shitzu."
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"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."
"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"
"TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"
"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"
"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"