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Joke of the Day

"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"

"How do you confuse an ugly person With an orange."

"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""

"Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video."

"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. ;)"

"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."