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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"
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"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
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"I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then I realized that none of them work."