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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf."
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"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
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"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
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