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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."
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"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"
"NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY! *other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money"
"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"
"I just got laid ... off."
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?"
"Who needs all those spam emails? I finally found a way to make my penis 8 inches! Just fold it in half."
"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."
"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""