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Joke of the Day

"You know how Hitler picked up hot Jewish girls? With a broom and dust pan."

"What did the duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"

"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."

"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."

"We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one."

"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."

"Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle."

"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"