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Joke of the Day
"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."
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"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved"
"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."
"Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side."
"that I like being lazy more..."
"So there comes a man at the bakery... Bakery closed."
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"