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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."

"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"

"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."

"How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!"

"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."

"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."

"How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*"

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"