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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."
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"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is ""compost."""
"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."
"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."
"I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them ""My Dixie wrecked"""
"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."
"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."