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Joke of the Day

"The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up"

"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"

"So, I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he's had... He started counting and fell asleep."

"A guy I know calls women's periods ""shark week."" I asked him why, and he told me ""Beware of blood in the water. The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it."""

"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"

"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."

"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."

"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."